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If NCEES was an Arrested Development character, who would they be?

.......GENE PARMESAN

Spam

SPAM. Yep. I feel better. 

They'll announce a date in 8-10 weeks.

Yup. A few months after we broke up, there was a "help the children" kind of charity booth outside my grocery store, and I immediately signed up and told the volunteer that 10-yo Willian in Guatemala was way cheaper to take care of than the last child I had 😜

It was! But still cheaper than paying for my ex's portion of the rent and way better than doing all his cooking, cleaning, laundry, and grocery shopping! 🙃

And yeah, no kids, not now, not ever, tyvm. Happy for those who have and love them. Just not for me 🤷‍♀️

I decided to go all-out and be my own Valentine earlier this year (made a nice breakfast on a weekday, made red velvet cupcakes, picked up takeout from a new restaurant I wanted to try, played my favorite album, bought myself some jewelry, poured myself a glass of my favorite scotch, opened a...

Lowkey gonna steal this and add it to my profile...

Word.

In a moment of waiting-induced idiocy last week, I rejoined a dating app for the first time in a long time and OMG what a mistake that was.

I love it.  This is such great fun, and I love it.

And I am definitely in whatever Phase this is.

I DEFINITELY passed and also DEFINITELY failed the exam.

GUESS WHAT

25k spam, y'all

French fries

Just 32 more to go til they release results.  We can do it, guys and gals!