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Hovering? that is what women do

<---- does not wipe off toilet seat in roadside bar before using the crapper

ptatohed, I would also like a copy, my e-mail address is [email protected] thanks in advance!

<---does not need toilet paper, sh_t does not stick to me.

aren't you glad they are not engineers then? Imagine what they would design!

Sounds like you went to a Catholic school like my sister, she was hit if she did anything with her left hand.

If you type with both hands, you will see that you use the left hand more then the right, part of the QWERTY keyboard that was created for traveling typewriter salesmen.

can see from my retina to my cornea, on a clear day, when the wind is not blowing

just ate a half box of Freihofer's chocolate chip cookies, without milk.

I just drank out of a soda can without wiping off the top first

how can th Zap! xebra pickup be green? It runs on coal.

<-------- tells misbehaving kids in shopping malls that I work for Santa and I am going to tell on them

I thought it was the 5 minute rule

funny as I am the only one on here who knows where all of this Cthulhu stuff comes from. Love to see it though.

I have never been able to see anything in any of this type of picture

Care to look into your crystal ball? did, http://www.m8ball.com/index.php Will the Euro survive? nope, and Germany will own Europe Will the the Chinese economic 'bubble' burst? yes, they will have a revolution, capitalism has taken a strong foot hold there. Will the world economy enter...

good luck, let us know how it works out. a smoker is on our shopping list for next fall.

You old time engineers will remember this stuff, don't know if you can get it still. I got hold of a used bottle of ammonia from our blue print machine. I used it in a spray bottle to clean the grease off the back wall of a chinese restaurant kitchen. I sprayed it on, let it sit and then...

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correction, VT just in, Failed