Thought I was the only one with a stupid dog. I have 2 and they both weigh 80 pounds. The dog we rescued from the shelter is the best dog ever but the lab is probably the stupidest dog on the planet. Aren't labs supposed to be smart?
When dealing with kids, you learn fast grasshopper.
My daughter once spit up so much until some of it landed in my jacket pocket and I didn't notice it until 4 hours later.
Holy crap, I may try it.
We have a stray can of spam in our pantry that wandered in during the late 80's. Spam has a shelf life of like 1000 years right?