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SWEET! <envy> (...except I wouldn't know what to say if I met the elite riders: "Um, hey, uh, yeah dude, like, uh, you're a good rider, you know?") And I like the KOM skirt! Or is that Queen of the Mountains? RG: the crazy outfits is just attentionwhore stuff. Whee, look at me, I'm...

Phew, lucky for us, Jens found some podium girls. Now he's happy again.

Jens says hello. UH OH, You've ANGERED Jens!

That is F'Awesome ! ! ! ! ! My buddy met him last year and had him sign the top tube of his bike. What you may ask? Why "SHUT UP LEGS" of course. Then he had the frame re-sprayed & sealed so it will last forever. To all the haters in this thread, I'm making a list. And you're on it...

Your analysis sir is incorrect. We were talking about "great" guitar players. Your comments are needed over in the "Overrated Talentless Hacks" thread. <<< (ducks for cover behind the drum kit and pushes drummer into line of fire, because drummers are expendable anyway.) The only...

^^^ that's funny right there. John Mayer is actually a very good guitar player. He's on my good side this year after his latest album, so I'll say nice things about him. Let's hope he doesn't screw it up and get put back on my ********* List. Also good to see Paul Gilbert included in between...

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Rock and Roll, Playa!

Early in my engineering career, when I would reveal that I was an electrical engineer working in high voltage power systems, it typically ended with being asked to come help install a ceiling fan. Now, I just lead with that: "Yes, I'm an electrical engineer, yes, I work in power systems, yes, I...

Well played sir, well played.

Never, never, never go into a hole higher than your head.

This parrot has expired. It is no more.

Have a great one Big Hair Ice Princess!

I don't like spam.

And they get more wrinkly the closer they are to being done. [^^^ edit: response to Women are Like Bacon]

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I took my six year old nephew fishing last week - canoe on a lake. After 30 minutes of banging around, he was bored and wanted to go back. I told him to start paddling. With his perfectly slow 2-stroke-per-minute pace, I managed to hook a pretty nice sized hawg crusing the shallows for some...