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So many good Wolverine Christmas images this year: Uh oh, Santa about to get a hurtin' on: Oops, sorry about the fruitcake:

Rock and Roll PLAYA!

Kids look in the mirror and say Bloody Mary three times to gives themselves a scare. To scare herself, Bloody Mary looks in the mirror and says "Chuck Norris". But she only has the guts to say it once.

Heard a story on a radio show yesterday from the son of a local exterminator who was apparently well known before passing along the business to the son. The dad's story goes that many years ago, he was trying to track down the source of a chronic rat problem in a downtown area. He got under...

100% Plus I gave myself 10 points extra credit for having multiple answers and advanced explanations for most all of them. But then I can do that because I am a man. Who else got "pipe wrench" for #5? Because I'm a man and I could do that s#&\t in a pinch. Also, for #8, my M/M has a...

Mmmm, turkey leg . . . nom, nom ,nom.....

AIGGHH!! MY EYES!! IT BURNS!! Oops, I think I spelled "aigghh" wrong.

It's hard to tell which of these are real or faked anymore, but I don't care ... NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

DO NOT M#&*^% F)#&*%#^&* TOUCH ME! Any of youse guys touch my stuff... and I'll kill you. Any of you ho-mos touch me... and I'll kill you. Seriously though... I'm a dude. You're a dude. Don't touch me.

FAAAAAAA... THISSSS .... SHIIIITTAAAAAAKEEEEEEEE!!!!!! FTS. I'm going mountain biking at Tahoe. Friday starts now.

^ This. Be big. Cars don't understand. Self-preservation first. Not impede the flow of traffic, second. Obey the law, third.

FYP, since we're specifying design requirements.

Pretty interesting. But I always try to take this stuff with a healthy side order of skepticism. Sometimes things are exactly as they appear, and sometimes not.

^ ^ ^ Oh snap!

Thank you for sharing the full depth of your intellectual stupidity with me, my friends, all their friends, and everyone they know. I'm not going to bother to explain to you how far off getting the joke you are because if I have to explain it, it's not funny, but you should know that pretty...

Hm, David Byrne look, Talking Heads, Circa 1984?

I am sick of this solar conflict. We should bomb the sun once and for all.

F. T. S. !!!!!!!!!!!