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Magical rings of invisibility forged by malignant non-corporeal entities seeking to gather all evil unto themselves for the purpose of waging intercontinental war? That's witchcraft right there. +1242 SW.

Throwback Movie Review: Sin City Oh . . . My . . . Goodness . . . !!! How did I miss this magnificent paragon of cinematic excellence the first time around? I kept meaning to watch it, but never quite did get around to it . . .until last week. It has helicopters. It has explosions. It...

Good luck. If you don't get it, it's because that job was a pile of shiite, not worthy of your talents.

They still haven't solved the case of the beheaded older couple out in a gated community at Lake Oconee. No suspects, no leads, nothing I've heard. Apparently they think the suspects came in by boat, whacked the couple, decapitated the dude for whatever reason, and took the wife on a 2 week...

Hire a hungry foreign student undergrad to be your assistant and have him do the work for you. Pay him less than minimum wage and threaten to have him deported if he crosses you. Let him live in the back of your car in the alley behind the building. I need to rebuild my bicycle with some...

IT'S LET'S GET:

If you want goose, come to our local river park here in North Atlanta suburbia. They are plentiful. And annoying. On second thought, just go to the SuperDuperMega-Golf Store parking lot down the street. They congregate there. And poop on everything. Hmmm...golf store...over-abundance of...

Bump. Bringing it forward. :popcorn:

How dare they demand a passing gwade because they were pwotesting? That's wudicrous. I'm twamatized. [EDIT: And now I learned a new word - "rhotocism"]

Boxers or briefs? Or is Kris Kringle a commando?

Dude, what's up with the nail clippers in my stocking every year? Every single year. Do you really think I have that bad a cuticle hygiene? Did you know you're just exactly like my mother? Hey, wait a second . . . ? ? ? Naw, couldn't be. Forget it.

How do you keep the reindeer poop out of your face while dashing?

Yo bub, did you know where Osama was all along?

I am further traumatized by their traumatization. This is all so traumatizing. Trauma! Heh heh heh, if you say "trauma" enough times in a row, you will eventually start to sound like the vicar in Princess Bride, "Twama... Twama is what bwings us togevver today."

An oldie but a goodie:

It was me. OH NO, WAIT, haha, just kidding... it wasn't me. I had nothing to do with it. You hear me, NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! Wasn't me. I was somewhere else doing something. I'm... so... ronery. So ronery, So ronery and sadry arone. There's no one, just me onry Sitting on my rittre throne...

Ban him. Now I have Paul freakin McCartney stuck in my head. Oops, sorry - that's SIR Paul freakin McCartney. Simply..haaaving...a WONDerful Christmastime. :suicide:

Hate. Hate. Hate. Anything that teaches you to play guitar using any program other than sitting in a darkened room for 15 hours a day for 30 years strumming until your fingers bleed is clearly a tool of the devil. Shun it. Except for YouTube, that's cool. Wish we'd had that when I was a...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemper_Project What was supposed to make this cost effective is the use of local lignite coal that isn't good for much else, not economically at least when compared to midwest coal.

Greetings from next week. I have some pretty amazing college football upsets to share with you, but shhh, don't tell anybody. And NO GAMBLING with this secret future knowledge. That means you Biff! #1 Alabama crushed Missouri and are on their way to the Final Four. After 60 minutes of...