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Pretty sure Paul Krugman is one of "them". I wouldn't listen to him. Anyhoo, it's pretty optimistic to think that a bunch of puny humans could take on a race that had mastered interstellar space travel. We'd be toast, unless a nasty virus came along to take them out for us.

Bump. HFS, almost crapped my pants on this one. :appl: :appl: :appl:

For DK:

Oops, forgot to add the scotch.

How am I supposed to know tha.. .EEYYAAARRGGH!!!! [falls down dead]

The clearest sign of Uber's ascendance is that its name is no longer just a noun. It's become a verb, too, as in: How did you get home from that party? I Uber'd.

Clarification: Is the dialogue in Japanese with English subtitles, or the other way around?

If it had been been Ryan Gozzling in the lead, they would have needed to hose down the theater after every showing. Q: What is Ryan Goslings best performance ever? A: Second half of "Land Beyond the Pines" Spoiler Alert:

"This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your king." [Note: a two-fer of quotes from 300!]

But I am a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure. I will make you warlord of all Greece. You will carry my battle standard to the heart of Europa. Your Athenian rivals will kneel at your feet if you will but kneel at mine. It isn't wise to stand against me, Stephanie. Imagine...

[EDIT: For the uninitiated, that's the wife of the new incoming Secretary of Defense]

Sometimes it takes a while, but eventually irony sneaks up on you and just slaps you in the face. Hanks is married to Wilson. Think about it . . . think about it . . . THERE! You got it. Or if you didn't get it, google "Hanks Married Wilson", and then facepalm yourself.

What a complete and total F'tard. Congrats CSB! You kicked that MF interview in it's b$&^-a$$ ballsac and made it your .... wait, how's that go again? ...Whatever, congratulations!

So that's why they call you Magic Mike.

So did the trailer for the last Terminator movie, which was dog squeeze. Awaiting official EB-review before I spend $12, er, $4.99 on Netflix. Although i'm certain it will have helicopters, explosions, and killer robots, giving it an automatic 3 stars (stars can be taken away for badness though!)

Find a water tower or highway overpass with some graffitti on it and find a way to construe the words as a love message for your significant other. Drive her to said location and take all the credit. (...and now I'm not married anymore.)

I see.... - 100 SW

Magical rings of invisibility forged by malignant non-corporeal entities seeking to gather all evil unto themselves for the purpose of waging intercontinental war = FEASIBLE! +1247 LOTR