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My girl quickly said to me, man you better watch your feet. Lava come down soft and hot, Better "lava" me now, or "lava" me not. Get it? "LAVA"....??? Geez, it's not funny if I have to explain it.

I don't want to land in New York City, Don't want to land in Mexico, Don't want to land on no 3-Mile Island, Don't want to see my skin a-glow.

Bandstand, Disneyland, growing up fast, drinking on a fake ID. Ramar of the Jungle was everyone's bawanna, and only jazz musicians were smoking mari-wanna.

:appl: :appl: :appl: ^^^this ^^^ or this. There was a whole bunch of other stuff I was going to say, but that about covers it. Go for the used local Trek or C'dale. Be patient, cause somewhere there's some dude jonesing for a newer, bigger, badder twenty-niner if he can just sell last...

Yes, I am a pirate, 200 years too late. The cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder. I'm an over-40 victim of fate.

They send you off to college to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.

It's: Why don't we get drunk and screw "Misquoter's should all be banned" (^ ^ ^ For the record, in keeping with the theme of the thread, that was actually Line 4 of Verse 3 on the B-side live version of Livingston Saturday Night off the FM soundtrack. Most people wouldn't know that.)

Oh I remember being buck-toothed and skinny, writing fan letters to Sky's niece Penny.

Do not forget hard copies of kids immunization records. Make triplicate copies and store those in the vault. Funny story: BarFlyGirl never went to college, but at my urging applied to go ahead and move towards getting a degree at the local. They required her immunization records to attend...

Hawaii has an active volcano that could blow any day and wipe out the entire island chain. And everyone on it. And don't forget the typhoons. I was thinking the same thing RG said: put a virtual end-by date on it and then decide whether to re-hire yourself after that. Only problem is, Hawaii...

^^^ HFS! I would bludgeon myself to death with it. :brickwall:

Back in 1997, I cleaned up in the local office pool bracket, nailing like 85% of my picks, including some great upsets. After that glorious win, I decided to quit while I was ahead in the betting game and resolved never to fill out another bracket. I could only lose money from there. I miss...

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Couldn't see it first time around RW

November Man, with Pierce Brosnan, playing a wizened old spy that comes out of retirement to combat the not so bad guys and corrupted good guys. Full of unpredictable twists and turns, except the opposite of that. Still, it wasn't BAD-bad, but it was along the lines of Bourne Identity or...

You used to post cool tech links to highly intellectual white papers that expanded the mind and led to intelligent debates. Then you had a kid. It counts for nothing that you predicted your own intellectual demise in an apologetic post 9 months ago... one more pic of that ugly little...

Quote overheard the other day: "I don't burn bridges; I blow up the bridge and set the river on fire". Wasn't that someone here? Maybe upstairs or something.

"Hey Sis, I know you find it ironic that our mother is a raging Tea-Party fanatic and my son is a borderline liberal metro peacenik (btw, so was I at that age), but ever since you posted that comment on how Grammy would be horrified that Junior is going to see POTUS when he's in town because she...

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/woman-accused-of-assaulting-man-with-her-breasts-o/nkZNN/ Woman accused of assaulting man with her breasts outside gas station 6:26 p.m. Wednesday, March 18, 2015 | Filed in: Local News Story Highlights It all started when a woman got out of line inside an...

"Yes, that's great, you get to travel a lot, you love nature, and you love posting pictures of the beautiful wonders of nature in all the exotic places you've traveled. Great. But the only reason you're able to do that is because your Mommy and Daddy still give you an allowance that's about...