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Better yet, show up sick for the last 2.5 weeks.  They'll probably send you home after the first few days anyway depending on the amount of disgust you're able to generate. I have several weeks vacation piled up. Should I take a week off just to putz around the house or save it for some epic...

Springfield XD-40 capacity is 16. 9MM is cheaper. I would use the Peanut Butter/Jelly algorithm to make the decision:  If you like peanut butter better, get the 40/45.  If you like jelly better, get the 9. I like peanut butter and jelly.

Banned, with prejudice, for being redundant.

(True story) (I found a small brown snake, about 9", dangling from a spiderweb in my garage. The spider looked up at me like "WTF?  Don't mess with that, I'm gonna eat it later.")

We had a guy give us a presentation on molten salt thorium reactors and he said basically that there is no downside, except that someone has to plunk down the capital to start the engineering process, which will be long and tedious to perfect, but will be better than traditional boiling water...

So I went back and reread the sequence of events that led to the reactor core breach, and while I must admit I can scarcely comprehend the finer details of atomic fission, I still insist there was vodka involved somewhere in the mix. Perhaps I shouldn't be so judgmental of Drunk Russian Reactor...

Happy Chernobyl Remembrance Day!  April 26th, 1986. It was 30 years ago today that the one drunk Russian Reactor Operator said to the other drunk Russian Reactor Operator, " Hey comrade, hold my vodka and watch this!  I take all protection off unit and make sparkler.  HAHAHAHA....." (fwooom)...

My gripe is that, if you are truly committed to Earth Day, then you should be willing to go to South Georgia and tell people to turn off their air conditioners one day in July, say around 4PM, when it really counts. Turning off a light on a pretty spring day in April is meaningless.  Nothing...

STILL GOING ! ! ! {EDIT:  The #*% squirrels chewed a hole in the gas cap lid. Still going.  Why they would chew through a gas cap, I do not know, but I make them pay for it regularly.]

Happy birthday EB, you sorry old bass-tard.  I think EB had just been created when I logged on to the other board and someone said, "Hey, go HERE for help, it's much better."  And it was. Dang, I should have made ^THAT^ a LemonPartyLink instead of a legitimate EB link. FLASHBACK: Ice Queen AC...

"Easter egg hunt for pets" ??? WTF?  You're kidding right?

Thanks a lot, now I have that Turtles song "So Happy Together" playing on infinite loop in my head, as sung by Kraks Egyptian grandmother.

Hey, I got 100% on the Protection and Control portion of my last NERC test.  I still got it baby! http://officetan.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Screen-Shot-2015-08-25-at-11.19.57-AM.png

Note the difference: "Hit" = objective "Nearly hit" = purely subjective I was "nearly hit" by a meteorite today.  Okay, it was 948,000mi out in space, but that's a cosmic near miss. Why is the government trying to outlaw Darwinism?  I think we should be encouraging it.

What am I, chopped liver?

Bear Tranquilizer Trampoline. See, I'm a problem solver.

"Look, everybody knows stormwater runoff design is the hardest of the civil disciplines."