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You'll put your eye out, kid.

I'd rather have a "cook-tail" than a  ...   uh  ..  ... ok, I got nuthin'.

Line of sight goes both ways.

I would like some spamento cheese dip.

Political Poll Phone Calls: So I got my second one. The first one, I simply declined, because I was a little pissed that they somehow got my cell-phone number, and I don't like to be disturbed when I'm sitting in traffic focusing on my own misery, so I declined their offer to express my...

Movie related - so my local county school system put out a notice that there had been some Creepy Clown threat/rumors going around and that, although they believed it to be a hoax, they still take any threat seriously and would be vigilant on the Creepy Clown issue. So I quizzed my high school...

^^^ Heh heh heh.  A couple of years ago, my buddy's wife went as Wild Eyed Burka Lady.  Creeped everybody out.  That was at the very tail end of when it could possibly be considered the slightest bit funny.  Now, it will get you shot around here.

I am in the Stevie Ray Vaughan video "When The House is a Rockin'", about 2/3 of the way through, for precisely the exact amount of time it takes the camera to pan left to right, about 0.15 seconds.  See - THERE!  The guy in the back of the crowd wearing the forest green shirt?  Random partying...

Two movies last weekend, both of which surpassed my low expectations: 1. 10 Cloverfield Lane 2. London Has Fallen Two stars each just for having good, quality helicopters and explosions, plus one star each for not sucking as bad as I thought they would, ... and what the heck, I'm in a good...

Wow, compared to this ^ ^ ^ , Atlanta came out great.  Centennial Olympic Park is still a cool tourist destination. Except it makes me teary-eyed to see the classic old stadium torn down after the new one was converted to full time baseball.  I loved that ratty old thing.

The velodrome (cycling) out at Stone Mountain got relocated to East Point I think (which by the way is in West Atlanta - to get there, you take North Avenue west and turn south on Northside Drive)  (no, seriously). My frat house at Tech got renovated as well, although I was long gone by then...

HBD!

Poor office bathroom etiquette. If you see me in the bathroom entering or exiting, do not make eye contact, do not chat or ask me about my weekend, and for heavens sake do not say my name out loud, especially if I'm walking out with my eyes down.  There's a reason I'm skulking out as quickly as...

Agree with Dex 100%.  You're approaching it wrong.  Facts and logic don't matter: Psychology does. Put up a sign that says "Please touch my screen. A lot. And hard. I'll tell you why after."  No one will ever touch your screen again. Or, when they touch the screen, simply put your hand on...

I`m going to get another cup of coffee so I can spit it out all over my screen after that comment ^^^. Men's Mountain Biking Cigar Smoking Scotch Drinking Weekend (MMBCSSDWE) - Lake Tahoe. Getting ready to fire a Gabo, an excellent blend hand-rolled by one of my buddies.

A free coil of weed?  Geez, have we lost Alaska to the pot-smoking hippies too?  You may need to buy a Cartman Hippie Borer next. The throttle cable on my Unbreakable Murray Tecumseh (purchased at Service Merchandise in Atlanta in 1994, still going) has broken.  I'm going to replace the cable...

Alright alright, keep it SFW.  Dancing man is not good for me.

Not yet.  Is the white plane going 1mph slower than the speed of sound with a person on a treadmill on top accelerating or decelerating? And is there any sort of power connection between the treadmill and the airplane, either absorbing power to run the treadmill motor or producing power from...

Wait, is the treadmill INSIDE the airplane or outside? And what color is the airplane?  Need to define these seemingly insignificant details first.

Please delete me from this reply all email. Everybody #&$^ing knows the #&$^#  plane WILL NOT FLY! (but only because it's an infinity paradox: if the wheels move at the same speed as the conveyor, both will instanstly reach infinite speed and the bearings will explode. BOOM, solved it!)