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Ooh, ooh, ^ ^ ^ that reminds me of one other interview tip I learned: Have 7-10 stories/examples/things you want to talk about, and have them well-rehearsed. No matter what the question is, you weave your prepared story into the answer.

Curious: are you the only interviewee or is there a list of competitors? At my company, it's always a group interview, one day, and always with mulitple interviewees lined up. That's a little different as far as knowing the rules and knowing how to outshine your competitors. I'm not one to...

Dummy - Liquid Carrying Piece 'o' Crap. Duh, everybody knows that. Glad I could help out here today.

Wait, what? Schwarzkopf is Tango Uniform? I never got that memo either.

In the office, TV in the hallway, everybody gathered around, watched it live just after the first plane, saw it all unfold with disbelief. Funny thing is, I remember reading about "The Taliban" a few years earlier as they were obliterating some ancient Buddhist statues in Alfuggedupistan, and I...

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Why not also remake Animal House, Caddy Shack, and Blazing Saddles while you're rending apart the comedic fabric of the universe with your blasphemy.

He's not a bad musician! He put on a very competent version of Feel Like Making Love by Bad Company and seemed like a pretty nice guy. Just a dude off the field. He lives in my area and knows a friend of mine, who is friends with some friends of some friends, and they're all in bands, and next...

Jason Everman is not on this list because he is at the top of the other one. You know, "Guitar Players Who are Also Total Badasses", with Doobie Brother Jeff Skunk Baxter (D.O.D. weapons consultant), Queens Brian May (Astrophysicist), and John McEnroe (professional yeller). Incidentally (and I...

So you got "Bella" in the "What Twilight Character Are You?" quiz? Well, I got "Mean Old ******* with Shattered Dreams and a Bad Attitude" in the "What Type of Middle-Aged SOB Are You?" quiz. <unfriend>

Knowwhut? I probably WOULD believe what happens next. So I am not clicking your stuipid link.

That is the worst tattoo I have ever seen. You are an *****.

You're boasting that you're watching your favorite movie, Caligula, for the third time? It's Christmas Eve. <unfriend> (I'm afraid G- might assign me a few days in the fire and brimstone just for knowing this person.) (Oh, btw, it was a chick)

IT'S LET'S GET:

Trivia question last night: what 1982 movie brought in a best picture and best director for Richard Attenborough (RIP)? Hint: It beat out E.T.

Dear Road Guy; So now I have a ... gathering? get together? group date?... er, "meetup",... with Buddy, GF, and GFF at a local sports bar for team trivia. What is the protocol for paying at the end of the night? Do I: A) Pay for myself only B) Pay for myself and the GFF C) Make like...

FRankSCHlekkkuh! < whinny-neigh >

It's prounced "FRANKUH SCHLEKKUH", shouted in an excited voice. Sorry, I was watching a bicycle program once while touring a foreign country and that was the only thing the announcer said that I could understand. He did it repeatedly and loudly, as though FRANKUH SCHLEKKUH was the most...

I believe there are some other new features as well: "Sitting With Young Children on a Plane" and "Discuss Politics with Your Mom". I'm hoping Jesse Ventura gets sent to the first one. <seatkick> <seatkick> <seatkick> <seatkick> <seatkick> <seatkick&gt...

Dear Road Guy; I need some advice. See, my buddy asked me last week if I wanted to meet his girlfriends friend (GF & GFF). Sure I sez, but the details didn't work out that day. But then Friday night, the buddy & GF showed up where I was and hung out for a bit. Turns out the GF took a...