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Y’all are gonna be double sorry...

Dagnabit! 

What did I do to garner all the ill will of the town? What about my kids! What are my little weird children going to do without a father. Think about it everyone! I am NOT MAFIA!

@JayKay PE I vote @leggo PE.

Looking back a few pages @txjennah PE votes for me as well. My money is on her trying to pawn blame, guys.

Guys. I. AM. NOT. MAFIA. If you kill me off, I will fill this feed with even odder videos and photos than I already have. There were 4 freaking votes for me. @NikR is the only one I remember because he said hateful things about my art.

Why would I have killed @NikR? Or why did @txjennah PE vote for me? Not being able to read people online makes this game really hard. I don't know who to suspect and now everyone hates me for supplying good old family friendly moral entertainment. It really is sad. I just want to fit in, ya know.

@txjennah PE, I can appreciate the logic, but I would've went after @NikR had I been a member of the mafia.

They say there is a fine line between genius and insanity. Pretty sure I missed that line by a mile.

Dunno, I was last and was forced to do so as a survival tactic. 😞

Why the hate boner for me?

CHIT.

Japanese people are scary.

I actually adore alliteration and always appreciate accumulating alphabetical asymmetries.

Here's a little something to occupy all of us while we wait for the official count.

Maybe prohibited product peddler?

The suspense is killing me. @JayKay PE, please tell me @squaretaper PE is a member of an underground ring of illegal pharmaceutical salesmen.

@JayKay PE, lather up...

Well, I know I'm not. Didn't stop everyone from voting for me. I just want to live my life and expose your occular spheroids to weird youtube content. C'mon people.

Cool frijoles. I am currently practicing hip thrusting on my squeaky wheeled skate board.