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I am still burning the candle at both ends. Sorry I’m not being very talkative...

@vhab49_PE@tj_PE I'm sure it has to be composite. It's the only feasible explanation. I mean, I am ********, but I am able to calculate section properties. Without doing destructive demo, I don't have  a solution for anticipating the gypcrete compressive strength, the tee attachments, or even...

I definitely like the spiders/burn it down idea. Design it for whatever, get paid, and light a fire. No liability/no problem.

@tj_PE I appreciate the input. I did eventually find Macomber and it does "favor" one, but it appears to be a competitor as the profile I have doesn't match anything in their manual. It's just one of those situations where I'm stuck. I've calculated all the section properties for the joists...

@RBHeadge PE I'll play. Serious note. Is anyone licensed in Colorado? Do they accept Civil/Structural Licenses or only SE licenses?

I wanted to drop in and wish everyone a marvelous Monday as you get your work weeks started. @tj_PE, you're still my hero. @leggo PE I hope you are enjoying this time of your life, even if you are an evil Scorpio hell bent on world destruction. Scorpio's need love too. At least you had the good...

Just wanted you guys to know that you're all awesome. @vhab49_PE@Roarbark@NikR@tj_PE@chart94@ptatohed @leggo PE

What in the devil, woman! I was actually about to help you as you have (2) votes against you. 

Chaosmuppet is also definately not mafia, but has been and still is very very busy so (sadly) will not be heavily involved or provide you guys with shenanigans. @Roarbark pm me with your preferred alcoholic beverage and where you want it sent.

I don't want to be your friend anymore...

But what if she is definitely the mafia?

I've ran across a manufactured joist that I've never seen before and it has me slightly confused. I've tried to back out an allowable loading using both A7 and A36 steel as this transition occurred while poured gypcrete roofing was being used, however, neither steel designation gives me...

TBH, that's the first time anyone has ever called me normal. I'm flattered.

That's pretty much how I get to work every morning.

Naw, girl. I'm just gangsta.

Just imagine something I would say and put it there.

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Maybe outside of what I do, other languages are better. If there was another language that was linked to excel, it would probably be what I would use. For now, I've written some pretty nifty spreadsheets with VBA to avoid purchasing post tension programs and programs like enercalc. I love the...

I just prefer my VBA coding in excel sheets. It’s easy enough to write simple code there and I can actually name cells as my variables rather than having prompts. I diddled with C++ for a bit but I can’t remember all the symbols. Basic may be slightly slower in some instances, but it’s also much...

I can’t even remember when I weighed 180lbs. It would’ve been over 20 years ago. My shoulders are as wide as a Mongolian that tried to reproduce asexually though. I weighed 210 in the military while running around 40 miles a week and around 220 in my brief MMA career (being on the light side of...