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That's a big swing and a miss

(also.... top?!)
DANG IT

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Sorry it's not as well-written...I'm a bit bummed by my mis-count last night.

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Things were getting a little...sticky at the nut convention. I mean, it was to be expected, especially during the Saturday night discotech. The theme this year - 'Nut on ya face!' was being DJ'd by the all-time great DJ Nutt'her Butt'her. This, combined with the copious amount of nut spread being thrown around the room in celebration, made for a super hot and super nutty situation. Obviously, a pot ready to boil over.

Thankfully, the con gophers had made sure to tape down the tarp and double layer it before the first handful of tahini had been chucked.

With the strobe lights going, the smell of nut-product heavy in the air, and an unnecessary amount of grinding (not from an FDA-approved nut grinder, if you know what I mean), it was only a matter of when not if when the more risqué dancing would begin.

Hanging from the ceiling, a specter of nut-covered beauty, @txjennah PE was lowered! Their arms, wrapped in beautiful silk, supported their body in a perfect 'T' shape. They hovered above the writhing mass for a moment before they began a complicated aerial silk dance. A flash of thigh! Unbridled strength! They let go of one silk rope to dangle dramatically, legs scissoring as they 'walked on air', before they began to spiral in a loop closer and closer to the floor.

Alack!

A giant glob of peanut-butter, extra thick and creamy (a new Skippy product! Released this year!), came lobbing through the air! A direct hit!

The controlled descent took a wild turn! Legs were now pinwheeling like a duck's thrashing under the water! There might be a possibility to save it! If they could grab the other strip of silk! If only- Wait! They were about to-oh no!

@txjennah PE crashed into @Dothracki PE, who had been staring at the uncovered ankles like the pervert they were. The collision was so high speed that both died on contact!

A flurry of medical personnel swarmed the scene, slipping on nut-butters and nut-oils and other products, pushing bodies out of the way. In the disturbance, convention staff made the decision to close down the discotech and force everyone back to their hotel rooms for the night.

The group met up at a gyro cart outside, somehow getting in front of a majority of the other con-goers, and were getting extra white sauce on their meat platters, when-

"Oh hey guys," said @jean15paul_PE, "Line to the bathroom was a little longer than expected."

Final vote:
x3 @txjennah PE (vhab, Duran)
x3 @RBHeadge PE (doth, eye, txj)
x1 @beccabun PE (RBH)
x1 @squaretaper LIT AF PE (MP)

RPS for @txjennah PE and @RBHeadge PE. @txjennah PE did not send RPS, auto-die.

@Dothracki PE was killed by the mafia.

Next morning deliberation showed that count was erroneous due to call time (voting was completed past 9PM EST). To even the score, a previous night killed player was revived randomly. @jean15paul_PE was revived.

Remaining players before night kill: @vhab49_PE, @EyehatethePEexam PE, @MadamPirate PE, @beccabun PE, @DuranDuran, @squaretaper LIT AF PE, @RBHeadge PE, @jean15paul_PE
I think this was my fav post of this round.... I imagined this ultimate discotech so clearly that now I want to go to a nut convention and throw peanut butter around :LOL: Great story and modding @JayKay PE don't be hard on yourself....
 

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OFFICIAL MOD POST

With the way the new board operates, posts within an hour of posting do not have a time stamp, they have 'minutes ago'. This occurred last night when I was unable to call time at exactly 9pm (due to dinner) and when I opened up EB on my phone at 9:13PM, I scrolled a bit and saw @beccabun PE's vote. I didn't check the time stamp because it was already late, so I started writing the updated voting to just finish the lynching. When I scrolled back up, I hadn't realized that the page had 'refreshed' to the time I was writing the post (9:18PM EST), not when I had first seen it at 9:13PM EST. So when I saw '15 minutes ago' I thought that was in relation to the original time I had opened the page on my phone.

This is my bad. I should have, as mod, called time at 9PM EST and confirmed votes that occurred near that time. This is a 'thing' that does happen during non-PM mafia rounds, where people rapid change votes, and I was unprepared and made a bad call. Unfortunately, the voting ended in a draw requiring RPS, and @txjennah PE did not reply in time and was killed. I cannot penalize @RBHeadge PE because they did respond to the RPS and avoided being killed.

I cannot revive a day kill player, due to their roles being revealed after death. As a way to 'even' the game, since the official score would have resulted in @RBHeadge PE being lynched and @txjennah PE staying alive, is to revive a past night kill. Night kills do not have their roles revealed, except knowing they are non-mafia, so there is a possibility they could be the sleeper mafia as that agent has not been triggered yet. I feel like this doesn't give the townies a super better advantage, but it does make up for one of their own being removed from play erroneously.

Randomizer Result:

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@jean15paul_PE has been reintroduced to the game.

Remaining players before night kill: @vhab49_PE, @EyehatethePEexam PE, @MadamPirate PE, @Dothracki PE, @beccabun PE, @DuranDuran, @squaretaper LIT AF PE, @RBHeadge PE, @jean15paul_PE

I am sorry for sucking for being mod.
You don't suck! It's a lot to keep track of.
 
oh idk man I just used the same spinner wheel I used last time, it even had the names from the last round when I used it (no clue what round that was, but it had lycee and salty so it was definitely a few rounds ago). I think the only thing I changed other than the names was the color scheme. Plus, it was a first day vote, and I never have enough info on day one to do anything except randomly vote anyway.

I voted for txj two days in a row to see if they did their "gif" defense that they've pulled a few times when they're maf. It was a long shot, but without PMs to get info, I figured it was worth a shot. Like you, I should have stuck with my gut yesterday.

I hope I'm not over explaining myself....

Anyway @JayKay PE I vote for @RBHeadge PE
 
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