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"Good morning everyone" said @blybrook PE, "and thank you for dealing with our long onboarding process. We hired engineers from Craigslist last time and it was a complete disaster. Linkedin is much more reputable so hopefully everyone here should be well vetted. Remember this is a per diem position and will only last through the end of the assignment. Everyone looked around the large conference room that was overloaded with chairs. There was a large air purifier in the corner that was making a loud squealing sound. Likely from the long hours of use and infrequent maintenance. @blybrook PE continued on, "Now, your assignment. We just received a request to perform 3rd party inspection of an active construction site that is not too far from here. There have been some incidents lately and ownership suspects some of the unions might be behind it. It is a OSHA certified site, so all of the safety measures must be followed. You are all already OSHA certified so we can skip most of the training. We just have a short refersher and josbite orientation that we must complete before being admitted. That also means that you are subject to a drug screening in order to be on the job site so we must do that first."

At this time @SaltySteve PE walked in with a cart filled with empty jars. They were wearing scrubs and a lab coat so obviously they must be a medical professional. "Good morning everyone, I'm sure some of you might have done this already, but just in case you haven't it is really simple. All you need to do is fill the cup with urine up to the line on the jar. If you need water, we have it available for you to drink." One by one, everyone took a jar and went into the restroom and emerged with a jar of yellow liquid. "Thank you everyone for your participation, I know it's a pain", said @blybrook PE, "but it is mandatory for this construction site. We will get the results in just a few hours and will follow up via email if there are any issues. That is all for today, we will follow up in the morning with the refresher and orientation

FIVE HOURS LATER

@JayKay PE went home after that class, made their dinner, and sat down on the couch to relax with the new season of Stranger Things while drinking a megapint of wine. After two episodes, they opened up their email. The first email had an important flag and was from @blybrook PE. It said: "PLEASE READ, unfortunately your drug test results came back positive for halucinogens, which means that you will not be allowed to continue on with the assignment. You will be compensated for your time today, however your contract will be terminated effective at 9:00 PM today. Please let me know if there are are any questions, blybrook, P.E.". " Shoot", said @JayKay PE , "someone must have spiked my blood from the Vampire Coven last week. The boss is going to be disappointed I couldn't finish the job."

@JayKay PE was lynched by the town, they were a union rat (mafia)
 
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