THE 3K THREAD - 3 WAYS TO WIN

here is your chance to shamelessly pad your post count and win fabulous prizes!

and it's only 3k since it needs to be done by next week.

We will award

A) THe person to get the 3,000th post

B) THe person with the most Top of Page Posts

C) THe person with the most posts in the thread

here are the rulez:

- 5 words per post

- no double posting, you need to wait for someone else to post before you can post again

- pics and smilies don't count to the 5 words

lets go!

Hooray I love post padding!

woohoo! Wait, I'm going to be gone the next few days.

you should cancel your plans and post pad with the rest of us

padding post count is the way to go...

I'll bring the laptop with and post from the hotel rm

see, now that is a brilliant idea.

where is everybody...you'd think it was a friday or something.

I'll be in a hotel tomorrow night but the freaking Hyatt doesn't have free internet accees. Ain't that some ****.

What? The hyatt doesn't have free wi-fi? What's up with that? Stay at a better hotel next time.

roadwreck said:

What? The hyatt doesn't have free wi-fi? What's up with that? Stay at a better hotel next time.

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I stay there because I can get a room there on priceline for $60 a night which is cheaper than the shithole my company has a "negotiated rate" with at $99 a night.

what are the awards?

Chucktown PE said:

I stay there because I can get a room there on priceline for $60 a night which is cheaper than the shithole my company has a "negotiated rate" with at $99 a night.

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but does the other place have free internet?

I love these threads so much!

yeah cement what are the prizes. Although I think the 5 word requirement is going to be harder than you think. There have already been a several 4 worders.

snickerd3 said:

Although I think the 5 word requirement is going to be harder than you think. There have already been a several 4 worders.

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According to RG's rules, the 5 word post requirement only applies to the members of the survivor teams. Other members can post whatever they want and whenever they want.

Road Guy said:

The rules will be as follows , for members of the survivor teams:
You have to post at least 5 words in each post

You may not post smiley’s only, or pics only.

Survivor teams cannot “double post” right after their own post (similar to the rules of the 10,0000 post thread)

Other members of the board can post whatever they want. However we will run down alias’s if we see a repeated “bump” by some newbie 300X in one day…

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I think that is a fair interpretation.

roadwreck said:

but does the other place have free internet?

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I don't know. It's a shithole though. I'd prefer to sleep on a comfortable bed and have a room with a big screen tv.

As a Top of Page master, I'd like to offer up the prize for TOP...a $40 gift card to that person from me. A few items about the prize:

1. The prize will go to the person who has the most top of page posts at the time this thread is announced as dead.

2. The gift card can be for anything that I can get a giftcard for at Albertson's. https://shop.albertsons.com/eCommerceWeb/In...GiftCardPartner

3. I'll be sending it out the week afterwards.

4. I'll be deciding any problems.

5. I am SO eligible to win. Be warned.

OMG that is a fabulous prize.