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Alright, we were all teenagers at one point in time.  Time to fess up.  Who was your celebrity crush in those angsty years fueled by hormones and parents who just weren't as smart as you?

I'll start.

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D'arcy Wretzky.  Or simply D'arcy.  Bassist for Smashing Pumpkins.  Favorite band of all time.  Unfortunately, time was not kind to her and she fell off the deep end... and hit the bottom... HARD.  But in the '90's, she was "it".

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Oh man, probably four that I can think of off the top of my head:

-Brooke Burke

-Danica McKellar (Winnie Cooper)

-Carmen Electra

-Catherine Zeta Jones

 

First three have withstood the test of time.  CZJ looked great as she was aging, and then had a bunch of plastic surgery done and looks terrible now.  

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Jimmy Fallon! But only when his hair was all askew, as shown:

 

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But how would you know if he truly found something funny?  He laughs at everything!

Me: "Well Jimmy both my parents died in a horrible crash last night"

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TBH I don’t remember having a celeb crush growing up. I think I was too busy crushing on my (now) wife.

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4 hours ago, Ramnares P.E. said:

Would be more fun to post then/now photos.

Let's do it.

Then...

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Now...

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Oof!

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This was more pre-teen, but Lisa Turtle from Saved By The Bell (actress Lark Voorhies). Again, age has not been particularly kind.
Also Cheetara from Thundercats; DON'T JUDGE ME!

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13 minutes ago, jean15paul_PE said:

This was more pre-teen, but Lisa Turtle from Saved By The Bell (actress Lark Voorhies). Again, age has not been particularly kind.
Also Cheetara from Thundercats; DON'T JUDGE ME!

     

lol @ don't judge me.

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1 hour ago, jean15paul_PE said:

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Also Cheetara from Thundercats; DON'T JUDGE ME!

 

54 minutes ago, Ramnares P.E. said:

lol @ don't judge me.

Seriously. Cheetara was down, but Lion-o was always acting like he was scared. Someone needed to show him what to do. :D

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4 hours ago, Ramnares P.E. said:

But how would you know if he truly found something funny?  He laughs at everything!

Me: "Well Jimmy both my parents died in a horrible crash last night"

Tonight Show Laughing GIF

Lol he was hot back in the day, I didn't care if he couldn't keep it together for any sketch he was in.

I don't think he's aged as well though. 

 

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1 hour ago, Ramnares P.E. said:

You meant to say Legolas.

He was Legolas and whatever his name was in Pirates of the Caribbean, too!

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1 hour ago, leggo PE said:

He was Legolas and whatever his name was in Pirates of the Caribbean, too!

Orlando Bloom

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21 minutes ago, Master slacker said:

Orlando Bloom

Soooo dreamy!

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Ouch

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8 minutes ago, leggo PE said:

Heaven forbid women age naturally and get wrinkles.

I very much prefer that to women blowing their lips up like balloons.  I never have understood that particular plastic surgery.

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Elizabeth Hurley and Demi Moore.  Still smoking hot.

 

 

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^that was way after puberty for me 

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