Some Laughter for the Day

On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the

negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on.

She went to her husband, a retired Air Force pilot, and said: "Honey, do

you remember this?"

He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore that

same negligee the night we were married."

She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that

night?"

He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asked.

He was not much in the mood for this, but, he sighed and responded, "Well,

honey, as I remember, I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of

those boobs and screw your brains out."

She giggled and said; "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly what you said.

So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you

have to say tonight?"

He looked her up and down and replied,

"Mission accomplished."

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Hilarious. :rotfl:

I had to hold back the laghter so the others in my office wouldn't think (know) I was playing around on the internet!

I got one for you guys.

You know why PMS is called PMS???

Mad Cow Disease was already taken

I had always thought PMS was for Pre Menstrual Syndrome. Then I started using it for Post and Present.

We might as well call it PERMANENT.

Mad Cow Disease was already taken

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Funny. And I agree that we ladies do get crazy once a month (sometimes more) due to hormones. And it really sucks for us too. I find myself being a b*tch when I didn't really want to be. My fiance hides in the office during that week.

I must have some hormones 'cause I get moody when I don't want to be also.

Ed