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I add my annual raise to the pile.

There is now a slightly better foundation, 3 construction workers staring at it, and 500 pennies in the pile.

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I want a starbucks frap.

 

There is a foundation, 3 construction workers, and -$1.75 in the pile

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Construction workers stage a walkout over the perceived negative change order imposed on their project.

There is only a foundation and -$1.75 in the pile.

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I place a stick of dynamite on the foundation and ignite it.

There is -$1.75 in the pile.

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The explosion attracts the fuzz.

There is now a CSI team, two cops, half a box of donuts and -1.75$ in the pile.

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I eat the donuts.

There is now a CSI team, two angry cops, and -1.75$ in the pile.

 

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The angry cops frame @NikR for the blast.

There is now an arrest warrant, some planted evidence, an empty donut box, and -$201.75 in the pile.

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I got scared.

There is now an arrest warrant, some planted evidence, an empty donut box, my wet pants, and -201.75 in the pile.

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The cops get DNA evidence from @ChebyshevII_PE's wet pants and get an arrest warrant in his name instead. They also assume he ate the donuts.

There is now a new arrest warrant, some smelly evidence, an empty donut box, and -401.75 in the pile.

 

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The commotion makes the 5 o'clock news.

There is now a news crew (helicopter, news van, reporter and cameraman) new arrest warrant, some smelly evidence, an empty donut box, and -401.75 in the pile.

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I turn myself in. My punishment is to sit in the pile for three days. The news crew leaves, and the police take the evidence with them.

There is now an incarcerated @ChebyshevII_PE And -401.75 in the pile.

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I bring an old TV for his entertainment but unfortunately its only stuck on the infomercial channel.  

There is now an incarnated @ChebyshevII_PE, 9 servings of prison-loaf, ($401.75) and infomercial playing TV in the pile.

 

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I eat 2 of @ChebyshevII_PE's prison-loaf servings, watch the infomercial channel for a while, and buy him a 5-lb shake-weight so he can make good use of prison time. Using Take-a-Penny funds of course.

There is now an incarnated (He somehow escaped incarceration to become incarnated?) @ChebyshevII_PE, 7 servings of prison-loaf, ($431.74), an infomercial playing TV, and a 5-lb shake-weight in the pile. 

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I correct @RBHeadge PE‘s spelling mistake.

There is now an “incarcerated” @ChebyshevII_PE, 7 servings of prison-loaf, ($431.74), an infomercial playing TV, and a 5-lb shake-weight in the pile

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I take the remaining servings of prison-loaf & shake-weight and using the barter section of craigslist manage to trade my way up to enough money to eliminate the debt.

There is now an “incarcerated” @ChebyshevII_PE and an infomercial-playing TV.

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I get lonely without my prison loaves, so I fix the TV out of boredom.

There is now an “incarcerated” @ChebyshevII_PE and a fully-functional TV.

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I screenshot this thread and add it to the pile.

There is now a "damn you autocorrect" meme, an “incarcerated” @ChebyshevII_PE and a fully-functional TV in the pile.

 

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I made bail.

There is now a “damn you autocorrect” meme, a fully-functional TV, and a penny in the pile.

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I came by the pile during visitation hours. Chebyshevll_PE was no longer there, but cops told me that his bail  pennymoney was discovered to be counterfeit. Several cops asked if I knew the perp, but I denied everything.

There is now a “damn you autocorrect” meme, a fully-functional TV, a counterfeit penny, and a warrant for Chebyshevll's recapture in the pile.

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Dang it.

There is now a “damn you autocorrect” meme, a fully-functional TV, and a re-incarcerated @ChebyshevII_PE in the pile.

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@ChebyshevII_PE is released after serving his time.

 

There is now a “damn you autocorrect” meme and a fully-functional TV in the pile.

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The mailman just delivered the cable bill. A lot of mature content ordered on there. 🙄

There is now a “damn you autocorrect” meme, a fully-functional TV, and bill for $200 in the pile.

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I let the service lapse. The cable company confiscates the TV.

There is now a “damn you autocorrect” meme in the pile.

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The local homeless population protests the removal of the TV. 

There is now a “damn you autocorrect” meme and several protesting homeless people in the pile.

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