ASSMAN

csb · Feb 7, 2019

For Assman, his name carries a proud legacy. His great-grandfather, an Assman himself, would help other farmers during hard times.

Bot-Man · Feb 8, 2019

I can think of worst last names to have.

Supe · Feb 8, 2019

If I had Assman as a last name, I would compete in every sport imaginable that gives you a jersey/competition tee shirt to wear.

csb · Feb 8, 2019

Supe said:
If I had Assman as a last name, I would compete in every sport imaginable that gives you a jersey/competition tee shirt to wear.

You'd have the same vowel issues you have with your real last name.

P-E · Feb 8, 2019

csb said:
You'd have the same vowel issues you have with your real last name.

Or bowel issues

Violator · Feb 10, 2019

Niki Minaj?

Supe · Feb 11, 2019

csb said:
You'd have the same vowel issues you have with your real last name.

Always looking for that elusive hard O

Exengineer · Feb 11, 2019

Another unfortunate surname is that of Toronto Raptors coach Nick Nurse. He must have had a lot of fun growing up with that name.

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