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Buy a lot of guns and drink a lot of liquor. 

 

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I sold toilet paper for $1 / square up at the composting toilets in the national forest the other day...

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Go to work. Not a gov't employee.  Hubs is though, and he is going to work also.

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Stand in line at the airport.  I'm not going anywhere, but just wanted to mess things up just a little more...

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11 hours ago, Dexman PE PMP said:

Stand in line at the airport.  I'm not going anywhere, but just wanted to mess things up just a little more...

I'm dreading the airport tonight. please save me a spot?

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22 hours ago, ChebyshevII_PE said:

File my taxes. Guess there’s no rest for the wicked...

There's no rush. It's not like anyone is there to process your refund.

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3 minutes ago, RBHeadge PE said:

There's no rush. It's not like anyone is there to process your refund.

I think the IRS was ordered to process refunds without being paid to do it. I actually feel bad for them (you may never hear me say such a thing about IRS agents again...).

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1 hour ago, ChebyshevII_PE said:

I think the IRS was ordered to process refunds without being paid to do it. I actually feel bad for them (you may never hear me say such a thing about IRS agents again...).

I've heard that those recalls may be challenged.

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1 minute ago, RBHeadge PE said:

I've heard that those recalls may be challenged.

I guess I recall my feelings, then...

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On 1/4/2019 at 9:39 AM, Road Guy said:

I sold toilet paper for $1 / square up at the composting toilets in the national forest the other day...

Why would anyone do that when they could wipe right on their own dollar?

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On 1/10/2019 at 6:16 PM, RBHeadge PE said:

There's no rush. It's not like anyone is there to process your refund.

Refund?  LMAO!!!

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cause dolla bills jam up the composting toilets!

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wwnnnn

We can work if we want to, we can leave your friends behind

Cause your friends don't work and if they aren't paid

Their job might be shutdown.

I say, we can go where we want to, a business not completely in dept

And we can act like we come from out of this world

Leave the government far behind.

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So do I shave the furlough fur? Or do I just keep it going since we're just going to shutdown again in 3 weeks?

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20 hours ago, RBHeadge PE said:

So do I shave the furlough fur? Or do I just keep it going since we're just going to shutdown again in 3 weeks?

I wouldn’t go for the Brazilian quite yet. 

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All the feds out here have those fake lumberjack beards

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14 hours ago, Road Guy said:

All the feds out here have those fake lumberjack beards

But how many had them prior to the shutdown?

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most all of them, but East Coast may not play that game (here people wear John Elway's jerseys to church) ~

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On 1/18/2019 at 3:15 PM, ChebyshevII_PE said:

Doesn’t seem like a good use for my tax refund anyway...

Again with the refund... wth, over?

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