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I spend about 70 on special prescription food, a little over a month in between orders, for 2 cats 

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Technically an 8lb cat should get 6 oz of food a day (like a single one of those big cans?)...But I've got two cats, both huge.  One is 12 lb and the other is a good 16lb+, so I go through x4 of those normal cans a day.  Have to have no grain, because the smaller cat does a delightful "vomiting while running" is she eats anything with corn in it, leading a nice trail to follow in each bedroom as she freaks out/vomits.  Also no dry food because, again, the smaller cat likes to scarf it down and then vomits it everywhere half digested.  The bigger cat is a food hog/can eat her weight in anything each day, and if she doesn't have high protein food she really will eat everything; when we were switched to dry food/lower calorie, she just kept killing all these random animals in the yard and eating the torso (I'm talking full size squirrels, picking fights with the raccoons, stealing loaves of bread of the table).  High protein at least stops the dead bodies piling up on the deck and she won't steal the groceries anymore

I hate researching cat food brands and I wish I had normal, no weird diet, cats.

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They just keep eating and shitting and eating and shitting and eating-and then one stops shitting, and it becomes an ISSUE that involves a VET VISIT-but then they start eating and shitting again.

I could never survive having kids if I can barely take care of cats.  I'll just have to stay single my entire life.

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12 minutes ago, JayKay0914 said:

They just keep eating and shitting and eating and shitting and eating-and then one stops shitting, and it becomes an ISSUE that involves a VET VISIT-but then they start eating and shitting again.

I could never survive having kids if I can barely take care of cats.  I'll just have to stay single my entire life.

HHC | 2019

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Just now, tj_PE said:

HHC | 2019

AH JEEZE.  Can't I just put out one of those traps with the rope on the floor and hope I catch something?  Not actively hunting?

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6 minutes ago, JayKay0914 said:

AH JEEZE.  Can't I just put out one of those traps with the rope on the floor and hope I catch something?  Not actively hunting?

actively having fun draws the H out

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2 hours ago, tj_PE said:

have you seen fingerhands? 

 

@Audi driver, P.E. maybe they have finger guns for your targets? or finger targets! YOLO

Not that I am aware of. But I would shoot that until it was dead dead dead... for sure.

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32 minutes ago, tj_PE said:

actively having fun draws the H out

I WILL HAVE FUN, BUT I REFUSE TO BE DRAWN TOWARDS AND H.  THAT'S ALL FOR  @vee043324!!!!!

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1 hour ago, tj_PE said:

HHC | 2019

Lmaoooo dying 

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1 hour ago, JayKay0914 said:

AH JEEZE.  Can't I just put out one of those traps with the rope on the floor and hope I catch something?  Not actively hunting?

I can help! *grabs elaborate H trap from closet*

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NNNNNOOOOO.  AN ELABORATE TRAP.  WHYYYYHUDW/

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Another morning, another flagel.  Time to plan out my weekend because I've been forced into being sociable.

It is the worst thing in the world.

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22 hours ago, Dexman PE PMP said:

She only buys premium turkey bacon for them.

This has been bugging me since I saw it yesterday. People think the term premium can apply to turkey bacon and retain any meaning?

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4 hours ago, Audi driver, P.E. said:

This has been bugging me since I saw it yesterday. People think the term premium can apply to turkey bacon and retain any meaning?

I've been wondering what part of the turkey the bacon comes from. 

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