Worst Christmas/Holiday Song

Post up your least favorite (and I don't mean some twisted version of an original unless that's all you've got) .  I've got a three way tie:

Christmas Shoes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJcPVB-we7g

Wonderful Christmas Time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMhMekfIyos

Last Christmas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

i agree with the shoes song

Audi driver said:

Post up your least favorite (and I don't mean some twisted version of an original unless that's all you've got) .  I've got a three way tie:

Wonderful Christmas Time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMhMekfIyos

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You shut your mouth! This is Paul McCartney's MASTERPIECE!

FLBuff PE said:

You shut your mouth! This is Paul McCartney's MASTERPIECE!

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And then you woke up.

"Baby Its Cold Outside" is pretty date-rape-tastic...

Supe said:

"Baby Its Cold Outside" is pretty date-rape-tastic...

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No, it's not.  It describes the conflict a couple has over the appearance of being inappropriate.

Tell that to the rohypnol.  

Supe said:

Tell that to the rohypnol.  

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Bill Cosby wrote it?

Christmas in the Northwest. Hate that song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Ze0FEuG4s

Audi driver said:

And then you woke up.

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@Ble_PE will back me up on this. We're just "simply...having...a wonderful Christmastime."

What if Eminem did Jingle Bells  (Be careful at work)

thekzieg PE said:

Christmas in the Northwest. Hate that song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Ze0FEuG4s

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Wow, that is really bad.

FLBuff PE said:

@Ble_PE will back me up on this. We're just "simply...having...a wonderful Christmastime."

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We're Simply...having...a wonderful Christmastime!!!

Can't believe this went so long without someone mentioning Mariah Scarey.

That song is close to being in my top three, for sure.

Mariah and McCartney, for sure.

I know it's a classic, but Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer hasn't been funny since the third time I heard it.

Nope.  Cant agree with Christmas Shoes.  I am about the furthest thing from an emotional crybaby can be, but I get a lump in my throat every time I hear that one.  This is my least favorite.

But who wants to cry at Christmas?  S.A.D. is bad enough.

There's also this one, but it's not really mainstream, is it?  I mean, we could all try and dig up strange ones that are never played at the mall or on the radio, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLRnNMUOccY

6 hours ago, jeb6294 said:

Can't believe this went so long without someone mentioning Mariah Scarey.

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Yes! Dreadful!