Signs of Senility

cement said:

So I'm old enought to be your uncle for many of you, but here are a few signs of the enevitable I have noticed lately:
- After the 20 minute drive back from the jobsite I see that the blinky light on the work vehicle is still flashing by the reflection in my office window

- Driving home I find the open windows are just not cooling things off. I notice the heat is still on form the morning drive in when I go to turn on the AC.

- My collection of pens that I leave in my pocket is looking like a pyramid on the dresser

- I often show up for meetings at downtown HQ 5 minutes and one day early.

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Mike in Gastonia said:

cement said:

So I'm old enought to be your uncle for many of you, but here are a few signs of the enevitable I have noticed lately:

- After the 20 minute drive back from the jobsite I see that the blinky light on the work vehicle is still flashing by the reflection in my office window

- Driving home I find the open windows are just not cooling things off. I notice the heat is still on form the morning drive in when I go to turn on the AC.

- My collection of pens that I leave in my pocket is looking like a pyramid on the dresser

- I often show up for meetings at downtown HQ 5 minutes and one day early.

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You're ok until you start calling the office from home to leave yourself messages so you don't forget!

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cement said:

So I'm old enought to be your uncle for many of you, but here are a few signs of the enevitable I have noticed lately:

- After the 20 minute drive back from the jobsite I see that the blinky light on the work vehicle is still flashing by the reflection in my office window

- Driving home I find the open windows are just not cooling things off. I notice the heat is still on form the morning drive in when I go to turn on the AC.

- My collection of pens that I leave in my pocket is looking like a pyramid on the dresser

- I often show up for meetings at downtown HQ 5 minutes and one day early.

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engineergurl said:

^^ I have been doing that since I was in my twenties

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mudpuppy said:

cement said:

So I'm old enought to be your uncle for many of you, but here are a few signs of the enevitable I have noticed lately:

- After the 20 minute drive back from the jobsite I see that the blinky light on the work vehicle is still flashing by the reflection in my office window

- Driving home I find the open windows are just not cooling things off. I notice the heat is still on form the morning drive in when I go to turn on the AC.

- My collection of pens that I leave in my pocket is looking like a pyramid on the dresser

- I often show up for meetings at downtown HQ 5 minutes and one day early.

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Dude, that's not senility, it just sounds like you've just been partaking in the favorite Colorado pastime!

engineergurl said:

>^^ I have been doing that since I was in my twenties

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Me too, if you count sending emails from work to home and vice versa.

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cement said:

So I'm old enought to be your uncle for many of you, but here are a few signs of the enevitable I have noticed lately:

- After the 20 minute drive back from the jobsite I see that the blinky light on the work vehicle is still flashing by the reflection in my office window

- Driving home I find the open windows are just not cooling things off. I notice the heat is still on form the morning drive in when I go to turn on the AC.

- My collection of pens that I leave in my pocket is looking like a pyramid on the dresser

- I often show up for meetings at downtown HQ 5 minutes and one day early.

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