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Gameplay is simple. Just give bad advice to the previous posters question then ask for advice on a new question. First question:

What is the best way to start your day?

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Get him hookers & blow.

Who should I call about the drunk tweaker thats trashing shit in the back yard of my g/f's apartment complex?

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Troubled teens.




Should I take an HSD at the hotel, or wait until after I eat at the training facility?


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Go ahead and be the engineer you always wanted to be. You take that HSD while eating. Mass in = mass out. You know, conservation of mass!




What's the best way to handle the flat tire on my wife's car?


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Room temperature, then suggest to him that his new energy conservation measures are really helping the bottom line.



What's the best way to ask my boss for a raise?


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Naked.



Where's the best place to buy a bed cover for my truck?


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bed bath and beyond




what should i buy for lunch today

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The back of a delivery truck at a truck stop in the middle of the night.

How much should I invest in domestic stock?

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Everything.



Where should I go on vacation next year?


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An entire DQ ice cream cake.

What should I tell a bunch of new-hires to get them all jazzed about working here?

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Fridays are Luau theme...grass skirts and coconut bras are mandatory



what's the best way to find a new job?


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Full-frontal nude photo as a cover-sheet to your resume



How should I find funding to finish my basement?


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rent the kids out to other people



what wine goes best with steak


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Rancid wine

How much should I charge the plumber for right of access to my home when he comes to fix the leaky faucet?

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Solve the previous posts challenge with a magical engineering solution, you know, the kind your boss would suggest.

How do I relieve congestion on the Cross Bronx Expressway?

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With baloons.



How do I get a 60-ton refrigeration unit to fit in 5'x5' area?


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build a shrinkray gun to reduce the size of the unit



how do you fix stupidity?

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let them be stupid and remove all protective warning labels and guidance in place, they'll die off eventually



how can I defy the laws of entropy when it comes to my home?


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Mary Poppins the shit out of that.

How do I make 2 million widgets in one production unit of time?

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