The Walmart Game

Is it possible to freak them out?

Yes, it's possible to get them wondering what the hell is going on.

I've just gotta remember what the last 3 items were that got the strangest looks. Usually it's the entire cart load combined that gets them wondering. I've gotta narrow it down to three now.

My daughter's dance teacher is a nice quiet elderly woman who also works as a cashier for some extra income. I think she would faint if you even said the word condom.

One of the things we made our pledges do back in college was for each of them to bring us an original store receipt with only 3 items on it: a cucumber, a box of magnum condoms, and a tube of KY. And the receipt had to have a time stamp from "regular" business hours.

Pregnancy test, coat hangers, drano

I was behind an old lady in K-Mart at about 3 am one night when I was in college. Her cart was filled with about 50 cans of cat food and a box of Ritz crackers. Then again, we were buying a dozen racquetballs at 3 in the morning, so that wasn't exactly "normal" either.

The weirdest combination I have ever personally purchased was a large funnel, a length of vinyl tubing of the same diameter as the narrow end of the funnel, and a fire extinguisher. I already had the vinyl tubing attached to the funnel when I took it up to the register. And it was for a beer bong. The fire extinguisher was for the same party...

Kenny G album, Vaseline, and a summer sausage.

Supe said:

Kenny G album, Vaseline, and a summer sausage.

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Pretty sure that Vaseline violates the "no lube" rule.

I beg to differ. Would straight 40 wt motor oil suffice?

men's bikini underwear, black fishnet stockings and tube of red lipstick...has to be a guy buying it though

Adult diapers, jumper cables, and a camcorder.

can of compressed air, wite out, and super glue

Hatchet, black plastic bags, "sorry for your loss" card.

Supe said:

Adult diapers, jumper cables, and a camcorder.

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^ LMAO!

Duct tape, tarp, hack saw

guy buying three boxes of douche

snickerd3 said:

guy buying three boxes of douche

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Some people might actually do that! I've heard it's a good remedy to get the skunk smell off a dog that has been sprayed.

laxatives

a bottle of soda

gift bag

knight1fox3 said:

snickerd3 said:

guy buying three boxes of douche

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Some people might actually do that! I've heard it's a good remedy to get the skunk smell off a dog that has been sprayed.

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still going to get a funny look!!!!

hair spray, a lighter, and MD 20/20...

(aaah, high school)

Is it bad that I consider making a hair spray flamethrower a more intelligent decision than drinking MD 20/20?