Would you eat a unicorn?

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Fudgey

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I would if I had no choice but otherwise it would be like eating a dead horse I imagine. Not something that sounds very tasty. I imagine unicorn would be slightly more tender with magic sparkles.

I bet unicorn horn marrow would have some interesting qualities as well.

 
According to Harry Potter, drinking its blood makes you immortal, but is a terrible thing to do.

I'd dehydrate it first and have unicorn jerky just to be safe.

 
I bet unicorn horn marrow would have some interesting qualities as well.
kinda like the agave worm in a bottle of Mezcal

Frank's hot sauce "I put that %%^ on everything".

 
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Not much I won't eat after a 1:1 food to Texas Pete's ratio!

Besides, the French eat unicorn, so it's a very European thing to do.

 
I'd eat one with some Frank's Red Hot all over it.

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Silly Muggles, Unicorns are immune to fire. You can't cook them, you can eat them raw though.

 
On a trip to Italy a few years ago, one of the menu items was Salame d'Asino, which was translated right there on the menu as "Donkey Meat with Lard".

So yes I would eat a unicorn, but only if I could get it with lard.

It's very Italian.

 
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