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A song for all the people waiting on results...

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I am glad you enjoy tormenting all of us who are waiting for our results.

I would imagine that its one of the better perks of being a PE.

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This isn't tormenting, its helping.

Join in the signing, you'll understand. Anything to help the time go by faster....

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This isn't tormenting, its helping.

Join in the signing, you'll understand. Anything to help the time go by faster....

EVERYBODY SING!

79 bottles of beer on the wall, 79 bottles of beer!

TAKE ONE DOWN...

PASS IT AROUND...

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This isn't tormenting, its helping.

Join in the signing, you'll understand. Anything to help the time go by faster....

EVERYBODY SING!

79 bottles of beer on the wall, 79 bottles of beer!

TAKE ONE DOWN...

PASS IT AROUND...

78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Pass it around...

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77 bottles of beer on the wall.

77 bottles of beer on the wall, 77 bottles of beer!

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I give up...

76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Pass it around...

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75 bottles of beer on the wall.

75 bottles of beer on the wall, 75 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Pass it around...

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74 bottles of beer on the wall.

74 bottles of beer on the wall, 74 bottles of beer!

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^ Haha, copy-paste edit fail! You missed a '75' there.

73 bottles of beer on the wall.

73 bottles of beer on the wall, 73 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Pass it around...

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72 bottles of beer on the wall.

72 bottles of beer on the wall, 72 bottles of beer!

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^ Haha, copy-paste edit fail! You missed a '75' there.

73 bottles of beer on the wall.

73 bottles of beer on the wall, 73 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Pass it around...

72 bottles of beer on the wall.

72 bottles of beer on the wall, 72 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Pass it around...

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^ Haha, copy-paste edit fail! You missed a '75' there.

73 bottles of beer on the wall.

73 bottles of beer on the wall, 73 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Pass it around...

72 bottles of beer on the wall.

72 bottles of beer on the wall, 72 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Pass it around...

71 bottles of beer on the wall.

71 bottles of beer on the wall, 71 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Pass it around...

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70 bottles of beer on the wall.

70 bottles of beer on the wall, 70 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Hold on...forgot to...

PASS IT AROUND....

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69 bottles of beer on the wall.

69 bottles of beer on the wall, 69 bottles of beer!

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Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.

Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-

Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit

And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-

Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.

Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their-

Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,

The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his

Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt

Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-

Contaminated water can really make you sick.

Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your-

Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck

And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!

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Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.

Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-

Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit

And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-

Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.

Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their-

Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,

The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his

Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt

Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-

Contaminated water can really make you sick.

Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your-

Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck

And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!

You are quite the cunning linguist.

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Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.

Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-

Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit

And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-

Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.

Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their-

Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,

The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his

Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt

Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-

Contaminated water can really make you sick.

Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your-

Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck

And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!

Suzie had a steamboat

The steamboat had a bell

Suzie went to heaven

The steamboat went to-

Hello operator

Give me number nine

If you disconnect me

I'll kick you in the-

Behind the curtain

There was a peice of glass,

Debra brushed against it

And really cut her-

Ask me no more questions

I'll tell you no more lies

If you ask me about this song

I don't know the rest

You are quite the cunning linguist.

You might want to ask Colonel Angus about that.

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I was thinking Gina from Va. ;)

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Don't forget about me, though!

I have a song I like to sing, about a brown-eyed girl, but I can't remember much of the lyrics.

Maybe it will come to me.

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69 bottles of beer on the wall.

69 bottles of beer on the wall, 69 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Pass it around...

68 bottles of beer on the wall.

68 bottles of beer on the wall, 68 bottles of beer!

Take one down...

Pass it around...

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One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT O' HONEY.

So he took his Miss HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE

on the corner of 5th AVENUE and CLARK

where he there began to feel her MOUNDS.

And that was an ALMOND JOY

which definitely made his TOOSIE ROLL.

He let out a SNICKER as he slipped his BUTTERFINGER up her KIT KAT

which of course caused the MILKY WAY.

She screamed "OH, HENRY!" as she squeezed his PETER, PAUL and ZAGNUTS and said

"You're better than the 3MUSKETEERS!"

67 bottles of beer on the wall.

67 bottles of beer on the wall, 67 bottles of beer...

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