Ferrari is expected to announce that Kimi Raikkonen will be replaced by a little French turd next year in Formula 1. Kimi is a former world champion, holds the record for fastest F1 lap in history (set last weekend), and has the largest fan base in all of F1, most notably for his calm demeanor and "nothing phases me" attitude, which resulted in him being nicknamed "The Iceman" many years ago. He's currently ranked third overall, with his poor finishes all coming from either car failure or being wrecked by other drivers during the opening lap.
The French turd (a rich kid from Monaco) replacing him was a champion in the feeder series, but has a best finish of 6th (in a race where many other cars crashed out), has crashed out in 4 of his 14 races, has only finished better than 10th twice, but the former Ferrari chairman, now deceased, had a real chub for him, and in typical Italian fashion, they are expected to place emotion ahead of common sense.
On the plus side, it will let me sleep in on Sunday mornings again, because I'll have zero reason to watch Formula 1, which if not for Kimi, is akin to watching a parade without floats.