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Dleg

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You look beautiful!

Have you had your hair done?

You lost weight!

Is that a new perfume you're wearing? I really like it!

I'll watch the kids Saturday night - why don't you call up your girlfriends and have a night on the town?

I can't think of anything I'd rather do than have brunch with your Mother.

That dress makes you look 10 years younger.

I'll massage your feet after work. I promise!

Honey, I'll only watch the game with Bob until half time! And I will only have one beer!

Just let me beat this level, and I will take you bra shopping!

Ask away, I am ready:

 
Sure - just let me go check my e-mail first, and I'll be right in. Just lay there on the bed, OK? Don't fall asleep!

 
I have no idea what you are talking about. Let's get the topic back to engineering. Oops, would you mind picking up the set of plans I just dropped?

 
Boy, you drop these a lot.
Want to scrapbook?
Absolutely. There is nothing I like better than scrap booking. I'll just go out in the garage and start sharpening my fancy edging scissors right now. It might take a while, so why don't you go ahead and get started.

 
Why do you close your eyes when we make love?

 
Man, my wife would laugh at me if I tried to pull these things!!

 
Is it true when you say "no", you really mean "yes"?

 
I've tried to hold out in hopes of getting better cooking but I cant ever stay committed

 
Hey baby, you look good cooking that meat. :eyebrows:

I want to try that one out!

 
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