first Farrah now MJ!?!

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I've been challenged to a MJ joke throwdown.

I want to wait a proper period out of respect though.

OK, it's on!

 
What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and MJ?

One is dangerous to children...and the other is a plastic grocery bag.


 
What do Michael Jackson and Kmart have in common?

They both have little boy's underwear half off
 
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what does MJ do for fun?

blow bubbles (remember his chimp -Bubbles?)
 
What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's makeup


 
What classic children's joke did MJ fear the most?

Got your nose!
 
Farrah Faucet is at the pearly gates and St. Peter tells her that since she was such a good steward while she was fighting cancer that she can have one wish for humanity. She said, "I want the children of the world to be safe!" The next day Suddenly Michael Jackson dies from a heart attack cardiac arrest!

Edit: Better now?

 
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Farrah Faucet is at the pearly gates and St. Peter tells her that since she was such a good steward while she was fighting cancer that she can have one wish for humanity. She said, "I want the children of the world to be safe!" The next day Michael Jackson dies from a heart attack!
Cardiac arrest, not heart attack :p

 
Farrah Faucet is at the pearly gates and St. Peter tells her that since she was such a good steward while she was fighting cancer that she can have one wish for humanity. She said, "I want the children of the world to be safe!" The next day Michael Jackson dies from a heart attack!
the same day!

 
it's a joke people, it doesn't have to be factually accurate.

Sheesh!

(and it could have been the next day depending on what time zone you were in)

 
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