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Ohio man wins relief in airplane bathroom crisis
The Associated Press

Tuesday, June 2, 2009; 10:04 PM

ATLANTA -- A suburban Cleveland man who was accused of assaulting a flight attendant as he tried frantically to use an airplane bathroom has reached a deal with federal prosecutors, his attorney said Tuesday.

Joao Correa, 43, will face no charges in the March 28 episode aboard a Delta Air Lines flight from Honduras to Atlanta if he successfully completes a three-month pretrial diversion program, attorney Natasha Silas said.

The businessman says he ate something bad and desperately needed to use the bathroom about 30 minutes into the flight, but found the single coach aisle on the Boeing 737 blocked by a beverage cart. He said he asked if he could use the lavatory in business class, but was denied. Transportation Security Administration policy requires passengers on international flights to use the restroom in their seating class.

When the cart wasn't moved after a few minutes, Correa said he ran for the business class lavatory. He said the flight attendant put up her arm to block him, and he grabbed it to keep his balance. The pilot was called out to the cabin and allowed Correa to use the restroom.

Correa was arrested after the plane landed in Atlanta on a charge of interference with a flight crew and was held for two days in jail before a federal magistrate could hear his case.

"I hate he's had to suffer this level of indignity," Silas said.

She said Correa also had to acknowledge in the agreement reached this week that he did not handle the situation as well as he should have.

She praised federal prosecutors. "This is the right resolution. I'm glad Mr. Correa will be able to resume some level of normalcy in his life."

A call to the U.S. attorney's office in Atlanta was not immediately returned.
 
"Transportation Security Administration policy requires passengers on international flights to use the restroom in their seating class."

I can't believe we've gotten to the point where the government tells us which bathroom we can use. ridiculous.

 
Fudgey must travel a lot. I snapped this picture while on vacation last year in the Caribbean

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I think if it were me I would have made the stupid fucking flight crew suffer the consequences. He should have just let it flow in his pants. Then the bitch flight attendant would have had a nice little treat.

Or just gone right on the beverage cart.

 
I can't believe we've gotten to the point where the government tells us which bathroom we can use. ridiculous.
I'd be interested to hear your opinion if you paid double the coach fare for a business class seat and everyone from coach was using the business class bathroom.......

 
Oh please, it was clearly an emergency. If you're that much of a dick wad that you can't let one lowly coach passenger use the nice business class bathroom then you deserve to have fecal matter at your feet. Again, I guess he should have just gone on the floor. If it were me, I would have gone on the floor right by the curtain to business class.

 
I'd be interested to hear your opinion if you paid double the coach fare for a business class seat and everyone from coach was using the business class bathroom.......

The rule wouldn't bother me if it was a policy for the airline, that would be a company policy pertaining to their property. Where is the justification for the federal government sticking its nose into exactly which lavatory somebody uses on an airliner? Are they figuring a terrorist wouldn't spring for a business class seat?

I think I would have to have given them a simple choice between letting me use the business class john or having a mess right there in the isle.

 
The rule wouldn't bother me if it was a policy for the airline, that would be a company policy pertaining to their property. Where is the justification for the federal government sticking its nose into exactly which lavatory somebody uses on an airliner? Are they figuring a terrorist wouldn't spring for a business class seat?
I think I would have to have given them a simple choice between letting me use the business class john or having a mess right there in the isle.
Good point. It's probably to keep everyone in their place. And then if people aren't in "their" assigned area, something must be afoot.

 
I might result to tactics as low as hitting the beverage cart or an attendant with the old chocolate shotgun were I in a similar situation.

 
I'd be interested to hear your opinion if you paid double the coach fare for a business class seat and everyone from coach was using the business class bathroom.......
It was one guy with an emergency. Really, I wouldn't have a problem with anyone using it if they had to go. Better than the smell wafting forward from loaded up knickers.

Is there something special about the first class lavs I should know?

 
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Is there something special about the first class lavs I should know?
If you've never flown in the front, we really can't talk about it.

If you know all of our secrets, then people will actually start paying for those seats, and those of us that get them simply for flying a lot won't get upgraded. We can't have that.

Every Delta aircraft I've ever flown on has a first class lavatory like the one pictured below.

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Honest. Every one.

Okay, wait. There was this one, older smaller airplane. It looked like this. Pathetic.

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They actually apologized to us for that flight.

 
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"Transportation Security Administration policy requires passengers on international flights to use the restroom in their seating class."
I can't believe we've gotten to the point where the government tells us which bathroom we can use. ridiculous.
The kicker, it's only international flights to the US. Had he been flying from Atlanta to Honduras, it wouldn't have been a problem.

 
I was once on a flight where the girl behind me kept insisting she had to go to the bathroom...and she did so almost instantly after the seatbelt sign came on. The flight attendant told her no and the girl whips out this card that says, "I CAN'T WAIT" and they let her go. Turns out many people have them for various reasons.

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If you've never flown in the front, we really can't talk about it.
That's right - whatever happens in first class, stays in first class. The first rule in first class is not to talk about first class. :beerchug:

 
I was once on a flight where the girl behind me kept insisting she had to go to the bathroom...and she did so almost instantly after the seatbelt sign came on. The flight attendant told her no and the girl whips out this card that says, "I CAN'T WAIT" and they let her go. Turns out many people have them for various reasons.
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I need to print me out one of those bad boys! I'm thinking I could cut my actual office time in half with one!

 
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