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  1. 7 points
    Dear VTE, This week we suckered some of the new guys into lemon party. I hope you got to see it. Scrapbooking and shoes forever, csb
  2. 7 points
    We bought an Eero. I was skeptical because as I told Mr. YMZ, "An excellent wireless network isn't going to make our shitty broadband connection any better." I'm eating my words now (silently) as I'm in a former dead zone that now has lightning fast speed. HE'S GRINNING AT ME FROM THE KITCHEN LIKE A CHESHIRE CAT NOW AND ASKING HOW THE INTERNET SPEED IS. Ugh.
  3. 6 points
    I'm thinking about going into the admin control panel and exercising little net neutrality myself
  4. 6 points
    also forgot about this junk folder I set up
  5. 6 points
    Hahaha really? My Pixel 2 cares about me more than whatever device you used cares about you! Unless... You'd already been to that website before?? Then it might not?
  6. 6 points
    Have I ever attended a lemon party? I had to ask what it was first before responding here...and then I had to google it. I think I can safely respond with a resounding NO.
  7. 6 points
    It's Friday and even captain America leaving work early! (Just took this pic north of Denver)
  8. 6 points
    You posted that in the wrong forum.
  9. 6 points
    When you send your wife to the liquor store a little drunk
  10. 6 points
    Sounds like someone's not Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime!
  11. 5 points
    Indeed. A dismal turn-out this time around. And for those OCD types, this is post 8801. You're welcome.
  12. 5 points
    I feel like my work here is done. High five, VTE.
  13. 5 points
    But that's part of the intent. If you, as a minimally competent engineer, can't identify and discard extra parameters, that's a problem.
  14. 5 points
    IT DIDN'T GIVE ME A WARNING Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk
  15. 5 points
    Since Alaska cannot release the PE results until tomorrow, hubby and I decided that this would be a good plan for tonight. It's never too early to start celebrating your exam results -- pass or fail! Drinking to my suspected failure tonight, and hoping to drink to my success tomorrow night! Haha! All you poor souls who haven't received your results yet, feel free to join us.... @blybrook PE we look like such boozers....lol
  16. 5 points
    I'm still expecting this:
  17. 5 points
    Here's an example of some of the lovely parts of a lemon party.
  18. 5 points
    These are deliberately misleading and poorly written equations. Whomever came up with this shit needs to get the shit slapped out of him/her until they can properly write it.
  19. 5 points
    Well I should probably stay late and get these results out but I am heading out of dodge! Go Clemson!
  20. 5 points
  21. 5 points
    Is it too late to cyber? a/s/l?
  22. 5 points
    I spent 5 days drinking just to be able to be around family so now I choose to drink for myself!
  23. 5 points
    I would be remiss if I didn't honor VTE's memory by pointing out the resemblance to goatse. On another note, I bought a 12 gauge on Black Friday--might need to grow some pumpkins next year for targets.
  24. 5 points
    There is never enough whiskey.
  25. 4 points
    I wanted to shout out a big THANK YOU to all you EB-er's. - You all supported me when I was down after failing multiple times - You all kept me sane....well, allowed me to vent my insanity (which saved the people around me) - You let me sing Christmas carols without abandon - JINGLE F-ING BELLS PEOPLE, JINGLE F-ING BELLS It was a struggle, but this test chapter of my life is over....now on to the real responsibility (and MORE SPAMMING) right? Many Many Many Congratulations to all that passed. For those that didn't - I've been there, just keep at it, I promise you will get there in the end. Thanks again guys,
  26. 4 points
    Wow. Absolutely not. I have no sympathy for this, you seem like you feel entitled to pass. If you cannot identify what a question is asking or differentiate between what parts of a question are useful versus unnecessary then you have no business stamping engineering plans.
  27. 4 points
    First off, this test is not deceptive nor does it try to "trick" you. The test is designed to test a minimal level of competency in the respective engineering focus areas. Exam questions are worded such that they test your understanding on specific topics accordingly to demonstrate that you are using correct assumptions, procedures, and calculations (if required).
  28. 4 points
    It's no pass but I'll take it. Now we wait til July 2nd. Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
  29. 4 points
    Okay, one-up time. I have 5 kids... all under the age of 7! The night before the exam the younger 2 got the flu and were up all night puking! I got about 2 hours of sleep. Somehow by the grace of God I passed. This was my 2nd attempt.
  30. 4 points
  31. 4 points
    the surveying jurisprudence exam! Yay!
  32. 4 points
    AND why are insurance sales people so enthusiastic - surely you know your job sucks?
  33. 4 points
  34. 4 points
    Ptatohed confirms salt is salty - more at 11:00.
  35. 4 points
    I'm not even supposed to be here today!
  36. 4 points
    Prim and proper?
  37. 4 points
    You can't leave us hanging like that...do tell.
  38. 4 points
    I've been on vacation for 2 weeks, so I don't have many good stories right now. Come January/February, I'll start getting all the turkey fryers that people mis-used to set their deck/house on fire over the holidays.
  39. 4 points
    And today, we all bow down to Jeff as we throw him all our money on this holiest of Cyber Mondays.
  40. 4 points
    Remember the scene in trading places where Eddie Murphy has the party in his "new" digs and then ultimately gets angry at his house guests and yells "everyone get the fuck out of my house!"? That's the point I am at right now!!!!!
  41. 4 points
    Mmmm, turkey bacon. Now I see what you mean @knight1fox3
  42. 4 points
    WTF is Cherry Coke salad? Sounds like a stripper's finisher.
  43. 4 points
    I think we should have an EB Meetup in the PNW. I have that extra 20lb turkey I can cook up. and lots of whiskey.
  44. 4 points
  45. 3 points
    So what your saying is the banks should have been regulated not to do this?
  46. 3 points
  47. 3 points
    I hope it empties soon. Apparently there are a lot of singles in my area who want to meet up!
  48. 3 points
  49. 3 points
    Quite the sleuth, you are.
  50. 3 points
    His launch angle seems a little off...